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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prostitute with one leg shorter than the other? A Trampoline."

"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries In Teenage Girls... (REMOVED)"

"The student and the teacher. JACK: ""Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"" TEACHER:"" Of course not. "" JACK: ""Good, because I haven't done my homework ...."""

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter? 10 ""number 1's"" and a not guilty verdict"

"I've never met a group of people more worried about their ""privacy"" than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves."

"What do you call the bad part of Italy? Spaghetto."

"There are a lot of advantages white people have over black people. But there's one advantage gay blacks have over white ones. When a gay black comes out, they only have to deal with one parent."

"Never judge a book by its cover Use the paragraph on the back instead.."

"Want to hear a joke? Bacontaco"

"[job interview] ""What's your biggest weakness?"" ""My honesty"" ""I don't think-"" ""I broke into ur house and made love to ur cat last night"""