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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong? King Kong"

"I introduced my girlfriend to my family today. My kids really liked her but my wife seemed mad."

"Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin"

"Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record..."

"Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb."

"confucius say when you take old hooker to all you can eat seafood you walk away with a big bag of crabs"

"What do you call more than two English blokes masturbating? A Union Jack."

"Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?"

"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"The Biggest Joke of 2016 Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve"