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Joke of the Day

"They say when you shave it grows back thicker. Can't wait to see my new cock."

"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night. I wanted it to be special"

"[everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] ""No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon"""

"What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song? Free Ballin - Foo Fighters"

"I'm not saying she's easy, but if she advertised on TV, they'd call it a nymphomercial."

"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer testicals they're under a buck."

"I just removed all my German friends from my phone Now I have a Hans-free device"

"WIFE: Don't tell the kids but I threw away those awful pictures they made & stuck on the fridge ME: [sprinting towards the bin] MY ART"

"What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together? Moose-saka"

"What's tall, white and has ears? A mountain."