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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and Jewels? Jewels have 3 extra letters."
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"TRUE STORY: woke up around 3am with a great idea for a tweet; this morning found a note reading ""Hills, they are nature's stairs!"" Please RT"
"My phone just ""autocorrected"" the word 'Dicks' to the word 'Sucks'... Yeah. it gets it."
"What's the worst name a transvestite could choose? Amanda"
"A hillbilly walks up to his sister and says ""have sex with me."" She replies ""if you incest."""
"What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean? A good start."
"DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here! DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. *gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope* DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!"
"I'm sick of people knocking on my door, begging. There's just been a woman asking for donations for a sperm bank........ I gave her a right fcuking mouthful."
"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"
"/u/JokeExplainBot walks into a bar and dies"