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"Ladies and gentlemen, Testicles. That is all."
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"A priest with a lisp offered to bring a roamin' Catholic to Paris ... The Catholic, bread in hand, was not impressed."
"When you pass gas loudly in a crowded room, everyone should applaud... That takes some guts."
"How fast can a bear run? As fast as it can bear."
"Best Higgs Boson Joke so far Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic church. The priest says, ""You're not welcome here."" Higgs Boson says ""You can't have mass without me."""
"Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color."
"I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles."
"What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars? A bar-bee!"
"Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true"
"How does a boy dog rape a girl dog? with WOOFilin"