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Joke of the Day
"How fast can a bear run? As fast as it can bear."
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"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?"
"The secret of a long marriage is accepting the utter euphoria you would feel from strangling your spouse to death isn't worth life in jail."
"I hate it when people go round quoting the bible. I haven't even read it yet, but somehow folks think it's cool to give key plot points away"
"A blond and a brunette jump off the empire state building... Who lands first? The brunette. The blond had to stop and ask for directions."
"Two women were sitting quietly."
"2 muffins sitting in the oven. First one says ""Damn it's hot in here"". Second one says ""Oh shit! A talking muffin""."
"Guerrilla Glue It only works when you don't look at it."
"I knew a guy who had 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove."
"My pants embarrassed me in front of a chick again. How many times must I tell them that it's rude to point???"