199413

Joke of the Day

"Best Higgs Boson Joke so far Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic church. The priest says, ""You're not welcome here."" Higgs Boson says ""You can't have mass without me."""

"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"

"A study have shown that there are actually twice as many boobs than women."

"GUESS WHAT Knock knock who dere not robin williams"

"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"Q: How many letters 'T' are in Indiana Jones? A: 17. Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-ta-taa Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-taa-taa-taaa!"

"It's not that people use only 10% of their brains, it's that only 10% of people use their brains."

"Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? Fodrizzle"

"My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!"