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"How does a boy dog rape a girl dog? with WOOFilin"
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"Are you a Lawyer? ... cause you're giving me the bar"
"What's white & falls from the sky? ""The coming of the Lord."" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell."
"A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office. The first thing she says is, ""I can see your nuts."""
"A wife asks her husband... ""do you piss in the shower?"" ""Of course"" he replies. ""that's disgusting"" she shrieks ""but honey, I always piss when I take a shit"""
"Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, ""Your husband will die a horrible violent death."" Hilary asks, ""Will I be acquitted?"""
"Why did Microsoft skip to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."
"These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom."
"The elevators are broken & I work on the 17th floor. Pretty sure I'm the first person ever to use the phone in reception to call in sick."
"What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room? Novak."