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Joke of the Day

"A priest with a lisp offered to bring a roamin' Catholic to Paris ... The Catholic, bread in hand, was not impressed."

"I'm sick of tired of people soaking my floor with their wet umbrellas when they come over to visit. I think it's time to make a stand."

"I went to a lingerie shop I picked up some pants and asked them server if they were satin He said ""no they're new"""

"She claimed to be a copy editor but she had no proof."

"Did you hear about the nutty professor? He pursued a career in *m*acadamia!"

"""Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?"" ""I can't jelly my cock up my wife's ass."""

"It's hard telling how many Kleenex I've fathered."

"My wife left me over my pasta fetish I'm feeling cannelloni right now"

"miscarriages You know what they say about women who've had miscarriages. They lose their inner child."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... ... and then a table... and then a chair."