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Joke of the Day

"So my girlfriend told me she wanted to go to the zoo. I told her Wal-Mart is right down the street, and it's free."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They go through 50 stories in just a few seconds."

"I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time. We haven't worked out all the kinks yet."

"Note to self: ""rubber"" in the US does NOT mean ""eraser"". Bright side: my popularity in this office is at an all time high!"

"What do the Hindenberg, the Titanic and Hillary Clinton have in common? Going down on any of them would be horrifying."

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships..."

"I would never let my kids go see an orchestra... Too much sax and violins."

"What is the difference between a gay man and a hot dog? One is an oscar meyer weiner, the other admires oscar's weinner"

"You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery."

"I lit candles & put a trail of rose petals all over the house in confusing patterns so my husband can't find me drinking in the closet."