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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a gay man and a hot dog? One is an oscar meyer weiner, the other admires oscar's weinner"

"""doctor, help! my son shattered one of his kneecaps!"" it's ok, the human body can survive on one kid-knee"

"Geek Booty Call... Fan Fiction You're totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone's about to make an appearance in Kirk's quarters next chapter."

"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."

"took a girl to starbucks because i forgot her name"

"Throw me to the wolves and they'll come back with cute names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk."

"What did the Philosophy Ph.D say to the fat black woman? Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"

"I'm pretty good at getting divorced men I date to give their ex another chance."

"Someone just licked their thumb before handing me a paper. I hope my story inspires other victims to come forward."

"My kid just asked me where Washington 3-D is, because she wants to see the presidents house...Now I can't decide if she's cute, or retarded."