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Joke of the Day

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They go through 50 stories in just a few seconds."

"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars... He didn't get it."

"Date me? You can't afford the maintenance to keep me. Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria's Secret, and bail money."

"Two guys walk into a bar... you would think the second guy would duck."

"What do you call a canine that lives at the beach? A hot dog."

"Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?"

"Mom stop you are not funny Son: Mom stop you are not funny, you never make jokes. Mom: I made you."

"Heard this one liner at work today Hey, why don't you go slip into something a little more comfortable.....like a coma!!!!!"

"gingers have so many freckles.. gingers have so many freckles because they're so fair skinned... to bad they're not fair souled."

"What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea? Billy Ocean"