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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green."

"Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin Mobile"

"Mom told me to quit calling the postman a mail escort."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $1.50, while deer nuts are under a buck."

"I'm calling my dick ""Infinite Warfare"" because no one wants it"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Ha! Feminists can't change anything."

"The world record for enjoying jazz is 48 seconds."

"Why did the ghost cross the road? To come back from the other side."

"How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii? Aloha Akbar."

"100m Dash A girl says to her friend ""The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter dash"" Her friend says ""What, over in 6 seconds?"" ""No, with 8 black men and a gun."""