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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews Hary got out of the chambers."

"What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium? A fowl !"

"Met a hooker who said she'd do anything for $5 So I banged her."

"My dad died of the big C... He drowned."

"How do you greet a racist murderer? Good morning officer ."

"Why doesn't Hellen Keller play piano? Because she's fucking dead."

"What do a chick and KFC have in common? Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in."

"Where does Peter Pan like to eat out? Wendy's."

"How many times does it take for a woman on period to change a lightbulb? IT WILL TAKE THE TIME IT FUCKING NEEDS !!!"