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Joke of the Day

"If Trump replaces Obama in the white house, then we can all say... Orange is the new Black. Thanks, ~~I'll see myself out.~~ Apparently, I don't need to."

"What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute? [in]solvent"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? In a police car, the pricks are on the inside."

"My ex-girlfriend has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. and if you hold your ear against it, you can smell the sea."

"Learn to solve your problems like a constipated mathematician... Just work it out with a pencil."

"Boss: You're late! You shoulda been here two hours ago! Me: Why? What happened two hours ago?"

"Tea makes everything great,even meth. Cos without T,meth is just meh."

"How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain? Nine-Nine-Nine"

"Does a roller coaster like its work? It has its ups and downs."

"What does a nosy pepper do? He get jalepeno business."