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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flannel cat? A Plaid-A-Pus"
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"Trump running for president It's Hillaryous."
"I was gonna make a joke about cows... But it's terribull"
"Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
"Sailors really want to be cool. But they're just naut."
"PRO TIP- Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half"
"[train station] Man: hey you. Woman: Hi. M: i'm Christian. W: That's a pickup line? *rolls eyes, walks away M: ugh. i hate my name."
"I just got smiled at by a lovely cashier who has plenty of teeth, but clearly only brushes her favorites."
"It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now"
"After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it ""the house"".."