116701
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flannel cat? A Plaid-A-Pus"
Next Joke
"What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter? They BURy it"
"PERSONAL TRAINER: How's your nutrition? ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse."
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years... ... then we met"
"Did you hear that Tropicana funded the Nazi campaign? They made Jews from concentrate."
"once a woman in the mall said ""isn't everything cuter with babies?!"" and jeff replied ""not coffins"" and just stared at her until she cried"
"Is there anything less intimidating than a cop on a bicycle? Wobble on, agent of justice, wobble on."
"Adulthood: If I do the thing I like, I'll be too tired to do the thing I hate."
"What the difference between a filthy bus station and a crab with implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean ......"