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Joke of the Day
"My wife said she wanted to see 50 Shades of Grey. So I took a photo of her hair!"
Next Joke
"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""
"Just learned the Finnish have a word ""Kalsarikannit"" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear. Signing immigration forms now."
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted."
"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!"
"Signs And Notices"
"I knew a guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality... But he gave it up cause at the end of the day, he was just beating a dead horse."
"[OC] Time heals all wounds.. Unless you re a haemophiliac."
"So a Trump supporter entered into a logical debate... lol"
"People who failed committing suicide... How do they live with themselves?"