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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya Netanya who? Yep... thanks Obama."
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"I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo. But they only had one small dog. It was a SHIH-TZU."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who could never remember the punchline? It...um...it was a pretty good one."
"It's possible to suck at everything if you put your mouth to it."
"A seal walks into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The seal says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"What did the palestinians give Yasser Arafat when he died? A 21 stone salute!"
"Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!"
"I really like that new Westworld show. But sex with robots makes me uncomfortable. Every time I try it - my nuts get pinched in her gearbox"
"For her birthday, I bought my wife a pair of shoes and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."
"What's the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass."