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Joke of the Day

"What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana"

"A good diet is follow me around the grocery store and don't buy anything I get."

"Wanna hear a good joke? My sex life! Excuse me while I cry now.."

"[Alien monster is levelling Toronto] CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please? SIR?"

"Kik you? Like what? In the face?"

"LPT: If you're considering trying BDSM with your SO, don't start at a costume party. Oops wrong sub"

"For the Canadians (Warning: Offensive) How do you kill a fox with one leg? Make him run across Canada."

"I one the sandwich."

"I avoid checking my bank account. I just don't need that negativity in my life."

"I need to know your best 'Yo Mama' Joke. I just got schooled in a Yo mama rank fest(Yes i'm 39, so what) and I need some serious ammo to get back at this ass. Thank you all."