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Joke of the Day

"LPT: If you're considering trying BDSM with your SO, don't start at a costume party. Oops wrong sub"

"What did O say to Q? XYZ."

"Have you seen the one about the idiots with bad jokes? Yep, Reddit."

"Curiosity killed the..... Martian race"

"Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge... They're going to market reproductive organs."

"I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US"

"Mommy Mommy (SA joke) Why is Daddy hanging in the cupboard? Shut up, and eat your biltong."

"Did you hear about the guy that went to court over a stolen bag? It was a brief case."

"Role playing in the bedroom was fun until my wife gave me a speeding ticket."

"What is Mozart doing right now? Any one else get that pm? /u/jokinglikeabot"