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Joke of the Day
"I avoid checking my bank account. I just don't need that negativity in my life."
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"I used to work at the factory that made fire hydrants. Couldn't park anywhere near the place."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill"
"The dishwasher is making a strange noise. Probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway."
"Have you heard of airplane skirts? They're so short, you can see the cockpit."
"What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."
"Where does bad light go? Into a prism."
"there has been like five kardashian birthdays in the last two months wow i actually can't keep up with the kardashians"
"What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch? Bae-goals"
"A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, ""Depends on what's in it for me."""