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Joke of the Day

"How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian? Look at her beaver."

"Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car? Because he forgot to check his blind side."

"Any room can be a panic room if she tells you ""we need to talk"""

"In case I ever get diabetes, I want to be sure that I'll be comfortable with injecting myself, so I practices by injecting sugar water."

"A cat got run over A little boy told his teacher that his cat got run over its ass and the teacher said its thats terrible but its called a rectum. the boy said: rectum? it near killed him."

"Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist. I regretted it literally one minute later."

"A Frenchman comes to America and says ""Hi, I'm from France"" to an American, The American says ""European!"" to which the frenchman replies ""No, you're a peon!"""

"Whats the difference between my sex life and my virginity? I have a virginity."

"NEW! ""How to Act"" DVD by Kristen Stewart! In love: :| Uncertain: :| Just married: :| Pregnant: :| Dead: :| Only $139.95! Act now!"

"What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit? At Olive Garden the servers actually work."