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Joke of the Day

"In case I ever get diabetes, I want to be sure that I'll be comfortable with injecting myself, so I practices by injecting sugar water."

"How did Jesus feel after the Romans killed him? He felt pretty cross."

"When Tim Tebow found out he got cut by the Eagles he threw a fit... .. And even that got intercepted."

"I accidenty said Hi to a feminist the other day... My court case starts tomorrow"

"Most people don't even know that New York was attacked by the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man in the 80's. I saw a documentary about it."

"A Collection of Great Comedians Jokes Just found a collection of great comedians jokes and thought I'd share it. [Here's the link!](http://famehorse.com/collection-of-great-comedians-jokes/)"

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim ( say to tune of Mario song )"

"Did you hear about the cook who stole parsley from his restaurant? They had to [garnish](http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/garnish) his wages."

"I once attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt... I'll admit it was a waist of time."

"A tee-shirt idea For tourists in Virginia: ""Congratulations on losing your Virginia-ty"""