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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between my sex life and my virginity? I have a virginity."
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"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."
"Fortune Cookie: YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL"
"If someone obsessed over Japanese culture is a weeaboo... Then is someone obsessed over French culture a ouiaboo?"
"Fine Bros can't sue metal beams, Because they don't react to jet fuel."
"If history is written by the victors... ...then who writes French history textbooks?"
"If people rode their spouses like they did their brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically."
"seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five gold rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree bind them"
"What did the cannibal do to his girlfriend? Eat her out."
"What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !"