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"What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit? At Olive Garden the servers actually work."
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"How do you make a venetian blind? Poke his eyes out Credits go to my 90 year old grandfather, currently completing his PhD"
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"What is the definision of mixed feelings? When your wife says that you have the largest in your street."
"There is a guy who lives in my town that holds the record for the most concussions by a human. He actually lives right near me, only a stone's throw away."
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"Why do Catholic priests like Indian restaurants so much? Unlimited fresh naans!"
"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"
"Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane."