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Joke of the Day

"A cat got run over A little boy told his teacher that his cat got run over its ass and the teacher said its thats terrible but its called a rectum. the boy said: rectum? it near killed him."

"What did Beyonce say when Jay-Z refused anal? If you liked it you should had put a ring muscle on it!"

"You know what I hate about Reddit? [Removed]"

"Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean."

"Am - hello - goodbye"

"What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right? a Barker Lounger !"

"How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree? Wave at them."

"in hindsight, ms. frizzle taking a bus of children inside of an unsuspecting person was not ok. one of those rascals peed in his body."

"Ever heard of the blind hooker? You really gotta hand it to 'er."