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Joke of the Day
"Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist. I regretted it literally one minute later."
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"Amsterdam is like a tour de France - it's full of people on bikes and drugs. -- Heard this last weekend while visiting Amsterdam"
"Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years to live."
"A skeleton walks into a bar.. Something something beer and mop.."
"What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes? I'm walkin' here!"
"What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread"
"What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together!"
"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a kid? well he is back in town, wants you to hook up."
"When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )"
"How do you ask for a cigarette in spain? Tapas a snout!"