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Joke of the Day
"My work had a bake sale today We raised a lot of dough."
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"You're in the middle of the ocean and you see Trump and Hillary drowning but you only have room in your boat to save one. Who do you save? America. Keep right on going and don't stop."
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"What do <school name> cheerleaders and a shotgun have in common? Give them 2 cocks and they'll blow."
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"I keep burning food with my Presidential Debate microwave... I set it for 2 minutes but it never stops on time."