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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white woman that identifies as black? TransRachel - credit Jennie"
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"ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you're not going to share ME: I am not going to share"
"What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka? A John Daly"
"You show me a migraine and I'll show you a real pain in the neck"
"1) In the interest of time, would ye noble patriots please provide a list of infractions punishable by spontaneous public execution? Thanks!"
"Why are all the best Jazz musicians brown? Because they're great at scatting."
"*swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*"
"You'll never understand unconditional love until the birth of a child. Or hear the beep of a microwave with your burrito."
"Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse."
"I hate that random song you hear in the morning and gets stuck in your head all day long."