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Joke of the Day
"I wonder what it's like to have sex in zero gravity... Or even in regular gravity."
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"Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future."
"Dear Sir / Madam... Your transgender operation was a partial success."
"Life as a penis must be hard."
"So Lady Gaga wears a tin foil hat and sings with Elton John and people clap I do it and you're all ""This is Barnes and Noble, please leave?"
"Cecil the lion's brother was just poached in Zimbabwe That family is like the Stark family of the animal kingdom"
"Next time someone says ""Thanks!"" reply: ""You're welx!"". It's a cool new abbreviation I made up you can use. Make sure to attribute it to me."
"dont tell the delivery guy you're gonna Fuck the pizza. Don't tell delivery guy You're gonna fuck the Pizza ""Thank you i intend to Fu"
"Why couldn't the melons get married? Because they can't elope."
"It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot."