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Joke of the Day
"Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!"
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"My friends all say I tell bad jokes, but they're wrong... I tell jokes ""badly"""
"I wish I had trained flies that would fly into the mouths of people who chew with their mouths open"
"Guess what Gordon Ramsay said about my mixtape... ""ITS RAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!"""
"Beverly Hills Gangsta I'm new to Reddit, this if my first post. A comedy and humorous take on Beverly Hills life style with ghetto way of thinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljKtOGhAg0"
"I had an idea for a plane with no wings but it never really took off."
"Of course it's you. if it was me I wouldn't even bring it up."
"Whenever I see people doing sign language, I assume they are discussing the best way to murder the rest of us and steal our ears."
"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"
"What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer? One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser."