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Joke of the Day
"How do you sink a polish ship? you put it in the water"
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"You're more special than relativity."
"Subway Did you use to work at subway, because you just gave me a foot-long."
"Farted in front of my Jewish boss today. He wasn't impressed. It's not like a little gas ever killed anyone."
"Sunday Family Humour 3rd August - a Weekly light humour magazine for all the family"
"What do ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."
"How do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter it will not come"
"What do a tomato and a gay quadriplegic have in common? They are both fruits that are kind of like vegetables."
"Bad news is I'm not fluent in Starbucks. Good news is I ordered a skinny Latin, and Marc Anthony is a real sweetheart."
"I don't know what I drank last night, but the vacuum is stuck on top of the house."