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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? It's easy they usually fake it anyway"
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"""But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' "" Genesis 19:26"
"I like my coffee like my slaves Free"
"What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White? A panda bear rolling down a hill."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? (Nsfw) I can't jelly my dick in your sisters ass!"
"A super moon is just like a regular moon except Lois Lane doesn't recognize it when it's wearing horn rimmed glasses"
"a really bad joke i made up and thought it should be shared with everyone. Q.how do dogs communicate? A. by pee-mail"
"What was the other reindeer's name? Olive. EDIT: Please don't explain and let those suffer who don't understand"
"Wanna hear a good one? The current choices America has for the job of president."
"How does Jesus pull mad bitches? Because he's hung like this! ( extends both arms horizontally)"