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Joke of the Day
"What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White? A panda bear rolling down a hill."
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"One liner I can really see myself working in a mirror factory"
"How to Properly Jump a Car Attach a cable to the red positive lead, then beat the negative lead for being black."
"Anytime I fly over the exact spot a time zone changes, I yell ""88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!"""
"What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box? All dressed up, with no place to go."
"muffin man I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong? He said, no muffin's wrong"
"What do you call an important Australian? A significunt"
"How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall."
"Went in for my checkup yesterday. Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he's a great dentist so I let it go."
"Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side."