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Joke of the Day

"a really bad joke i made up and thought it should be shared with everyone. Q.how do dogs communicate? A. by pee-mail"

"My wife reckons that recently I have become an awkward, arrogant cunt, and she just can't understand me. Seems like my French classes are going really well."

"Don't forget to make the strands of dead cells growing from ur skull look cute so u can attract a potential mate."

"So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like. RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM"

"The internet was down at work today. I got about 7 months worth of work done out of boredom."

"Pavlov That name rings a bell..."

"So i met a hooker today who said she would do anything for five bucks Guess who got their homework done!"

"When in history was there ever an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?"

"How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown."

"Why is the area between a woman's breast and hips called a waist? Because you can easily fit a second pair of boobs in there."