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Joke of the Day

"What was the other reindeer's name? Olive. EDIT: Please don't explain and let those suffer who don't understand"

"Got fast food so many times this week that when mcd's asked me to pull out front to wait for my order, I was expecting an intervention."

"Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio."

"i told my cousin to embrace her mistakes. she cried. then she hugged her children."

"I don't want a boyfriend. Just someone to call me beautiful, love me right, and fix the clogged drain in my bathtub. Mostly the drain thing."

"I read somewhere that only 2/11 jokes are funny. Well, what I read was that 9/11 jokes are never funny, but I like to be positive."

"Have you seen the trailer for *Constipated*? That's because it hasn't come out yet"

"""You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss."" - Discovery Channel executive"

"How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE"

"Kinky and Perverted What is the difference between perverted?? Kinky is when you tickle your lovers ass with a feather ... perverted is when you use the whole chicken!"