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Joke of the Day

"How does Jesus pull mad bitches? Because he's hung like this! ( extends both arms horizontally)"

"My mom woke up early every morning to cut the crusts off my sandwiches for lunch at school. She knew the crusts were my favorite part. She hated me so much."

"How Many Cops Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? None, they will just beat the room for being black."

"Andy Murray's been detained by anti-corruption officials at the Davis Cup... Apparently he's been operating a racket for years."

"a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar... can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened."

"What is a Jedi's Favorite Italian Dessert? Obi-Wan....Cannoli!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care? Shouldn't he be able to cross the road without having his motive questioned? Now let me just... exit through that conveniently placed door.."

"What do you call it when a comedian falls back on childish humor simply to avoid complete failure? Pun-ting"

"How does a blonde turn on the light after making love? Opens the car door."

"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop him a line."