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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? (Nsfw) I can't jelly my dick in your sisters ass!"

"If you like airborne fecal matter you'll love being alive on earth"

"A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint. The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied."

"I met a French gentleman in the bathroom. How do I know he was French, do you ask? He went oui, oui. Source: my 13 year old brother."

"How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail."

"College cheerleaders look like no one has told them about human mortality yet."

"I got banned from the hardware store Every time I walk in, all the stud finders start beeping."

"My aunt Marge.. My aunt Marge has been ill for so long I've started thinking, ""I can't believe she's not better.."""

"What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck!"

"There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job."