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Joke of the Day

"""But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' "" Genesis 19:26"

"Why will global warming eventually confuse women trying to reach orgasm? Because it will constantly be changing the position of the clittoral."

"how does it make you feel that your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow"

"The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful Bitches love to be called Beautiful"

"Just found a yogurt recipe online and the first ingredient was yogurt. That's not a recipe"

"Despite other issues one aspect of Pokemon Go is perfect: You're always encountering new and interesting bugs."

"In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves."

"What do you call an Islamic mosquito? A 'mosque-ito'."

"My mom likes to play a version of 20 Questions called 500 Really Stupid Questions."

"I was listening to ""Club Tropicana"" today... ... And it dawned on me. It's been ages since a heard a Wham! song. Come to think of it, it must have been Last Christmas."