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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash."
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"If a threesome is having sex with three people, and a twosome is having sex with two people... I'm handsome."
"Student: ""May I go to the toilet?"" Teacher: ""What for?"" Student: ""To open the Chamber of Secrets"""
"A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."
"What is the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs"
"Justin Bieber gets 40,000 retweets just for tweeting 'Hello', so here's my attempt: Hele0iM1. Ah, harder than it looks. Fair play to him."
"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"
"I wonder which woman said..... ""yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."""
"Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution? Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead."
"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is gettin' better!"