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Joke of the Day

"A nazi walks into a juice store and asks for some juice The owner says, sorry, we got no juice"

"My obsession with square roots has got me on cloud three."

"I found a ""Fresh Baked Bread"" scented candle I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast."

"Two Nuns are Bike Riding Through Town... One looks to the other, says, ""I've never came this way before!"", to which she replies ""Yeah I know! It's gotta be the cobblestones."""

"A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy. ""ephedrine?"" ""I can't serve you that"" ""sudoephedrine"" ""There you go""."

"What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match? Preparation H"

"Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first? All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release."

"Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the OTTER side!"

"I really hope everything we know about Zombies is accurate because if they're smart I'm going to need a Plan B."

"""What's better than a happy smiling baby?"" ""Personal freedom and disposable income?"" ""You make it really hard to talk to you sometimes."""