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Joke of the Day

"A nazi walks into a juice store and asks for some juice The owner says, sorry, we got no juice"

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo? Falloffalottapuss"

"DOG BOSS: ur fired ME: wait, is there any way you'll reconsider? DOG BOSS: no ME: u want to go for a ride in the car DOG BOSS: *tilts head*"

"What vehicle does Hitler use to fly ? Heil-acopter"

"Why did the relationship between the creationist and Organic molecule not last ? Because the creationist did not believe in carbon dating."

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? He only comes once a year"

"TIFU when I went to Subways... Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it? You probably Reddit already."

"i heard a rumor about a horny mistake yeah, they say the mistake also has no life so the mistake just goes around the /r/joke subreddit to use up his time."

"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""