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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution? Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead."

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"It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose."
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"[1st date] HER: I love the idea of marriage. What are your thoughts on it? ME: [trying to impress her] I have 6 wives"
"What does an excited Japanese horse say? Oshio des neighhhhh"
"A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some."
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