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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution? Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead."

"If you call the suicide hotline in Iraq they ask if you know how to drive a truck."

"I think the same thing every time I pass one of those ""slow children"" signs... MAN, does this heroin make my skin itch!"

"Chuck Norris once went skydiving without a parachute, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough."

"Some apples don't fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch a good roll and keep rolling...and rolling...and rolling.."

"How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? With a pitchfork!"

"I lost my first cage fight last night .. not all dogs want cuddles."

"TIFU by buying an MP5K instead of a Mini-Uzi from the Arms Store... Whoops, wrong sub."

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? *Attire.*"

"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, i'm going in."