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Joke of the Day

"A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."

"What's for dinner Dad? *Wookie steak.* Is it any good? *A little Chewy*"

"English teachers put more thought into novels than the authors do."

"Two snare drums and a hi-hat fall off a cliff. Bu dum tiss"

"What person adds best in hot weather? A summer."

"What do you call Oprah on drugs? Doprah"

"Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral? He touched a lot of people."

"My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series. ""It's about time,"" I told him."

"What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? Flop-Flops"

"I wanted to get my sex change reversed from a woman back to being a man... ...but I didn't have the balls to go through with it."