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Joke of the Day

"A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."

"I would tell you all a chemistry joke But it probably wouldn't get a reaction"

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A lot. Many Hans make light work."

"What goes ""Clip""? A one legged horse!"

"Based on the musicians who thanked him at the Grammys, I gotta say: I'm not crazy for God's taste in music."

"Her: Let's go shopping. Me: In your dreams. Her: The boutique has Wi-Fi. Me: Why are we still here?"

"I said ""You're not the boss of me"" to my boss and it came true."

"Why was Jesus I such good shape? Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit."

"Nothing is certain but death and iTunes updates."

"I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them."