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Joke of the Day
"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"
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"What do spiders eat in France? French flys"
"What's the coldest type of reptile? Blizzards."
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that..."
"Using a cellphone in 90's: ""he's prob a drug dealer"" Using a payphone today: ""he's prob a drug dealer"""
"Just pulled up next to a car identical to mine & accidentally made eye contact with the driver. I think that means we have to race on green."
"The shoulder belt retractor suddenly locked up this morning and now everyone in my car pool knows my safe word."
"New Coworker: So do you have any kids? Me: Yeah, one too many New Coworker: Haha, oh yeah? How many do you have? Me: One"
"Anyone notice the irony behind ""hyphenated"" and ""non-hyphenated""?"