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Joke of the Day
"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"
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"Similarities between Scruff McGruff's police force and Michael Vick? They've both got a dog fighting crime."
"When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are It's a ball of gas and fire It can't hear you."
"Did you hear about the midget that finally came to terms with his homosexuality? He just came out of the cupboard."
"I would tell you a complicated joke But there is no chance that your incapable human mind has any possibility of comprehending what it means."
"Olive Garden is appropriately named given that an olive garden is exactly where even Jesus was disappointed."
"What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!"
"Some people have difficulties sleeping... but I can do it with my eyes closed."
"Knock knock (Palestinian version)... ...who's there? - Ya - Ya who? - Yahudi!"
"How many dead hookers do you need to change a light bulb? Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark"