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Joke of the Day

"Student: ""May I go to the toilet?"" Teacher: ""What for?"" Student: ""To open the Chamber of Secrets"""

"What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !"

"What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean? A loan shark!"

"Kind Donation Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"

"Thank you for ordering this $2 necklace from Etsy. With shipping your total comes to $758,937. Item will arrive from Uzbekistan in 3 years"

"Whats yellow and blue and has a tight ass at one end? A Lidl's carrier bag."

"How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke."

"What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie? One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin"

"9/11 jokes They're just too plane"

"Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!"