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Joke of the Day

"I don't see the point of buying an autobiography when I can just flip to the last page and read the author's biography."

"What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in."

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing..."

"POLISH JOKE Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator? For people that don't want anything to drink"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothin, they're both stuck up cunts."

"I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple."

"Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad."

"What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day."

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because not very many of them can dance."

"Did you hear about the prank these guys pulled on Hitler? When Hitler found out, he was fuhrer-ious."