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Joke of the Day
"Why do mice have such small balls? Because not very many of them can dance."
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"So I've been trying to sell my Ubermensch Action Figures... But it's difficult to cater to such a Nietszche Market."
"Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment? She loves cheap bills"
"Santa hates penguins True fact. Santa hates penguins. In truth, they are polar opposites."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his cheeks Both of them"
"As a parent, the only warm meal I get around here is ice cream."
"My daughter has reached that age where she's asking embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she said, ""Daddy, is that the best that you can do?"""
"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"
"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky... Otherwise they would've called it a teethbrush!"
"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables... The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything"