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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothin, they're both stuck up cunts."
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"My boss told me: ""Dress for the job you want..."" so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting."
"My son said he wanted to get into organized crime when he grew up. ""Government or private sector?"""
"What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup? He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed."
"My girlfriend has herpes Now it's ourpes..."
"DINOSAUR PARTY TRICERATOPS: GROUP SELFIE!! *hands phone to T-Rex T-REX: Still not funny you guys. Not. Funny."
"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."
"""No. Delete it."" -Mona Lisa"
"The girl I'm seeing said I should say ""make love"" instead of ""fuck"" I said ""what the make love are you talking about?"""
"What's the greatest gift you could give to a trashcan? A baby."