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Joke of the Day

"What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in."

"Why is Jesus Christ gay? Because he was nailed by guys."

"What do you MEAN there are no food trucks named ""Nom Chompsky""?!"

"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter."

"Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!"

"If you're not saying ""you're an idiot"" a few times during any interaction with me, you're not truly appreciating the depth of who I am."

"Father say to son ""If you keep masturbating you'll go blind."" Son replied ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't."

"When everything comes your way.. You are in the wrong lane"

"What do you call a website that steals all of Reddit's Hitler jokes? Nein Gag."