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Joke of the Day

"POLISH JOKE Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator? For people that don't want anything to drink"

"Talking to your Urologist... ""Urine Trouble"""

"Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence? There was a full stop"

"What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !"

"I love raccoons. Part cat. Part dog. Part rodent. Part bear. Little people hands. What's not to like?"

"What are the three rings of marriage? The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering."

"Sad to say that Gregg Jevin, a man I just made up, has died. #RIPGreggJevin"

"If Wednesday is hump day... ...is Tuesday foreplay day?"

"Surreal, wtf, insane Repost: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. lolwut Any similar?"

"I've been locked in a room to cure my acne. I haven't broken out yet."