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Joke of the Day

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing..."

"What do you call a medical student that graduated at the bottom of his class with a 2.0 GPA? A doctor"

"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/Jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers"

"I met a new paleontologist today... Fascinating young lady, called Diana Saw-Hunter."

"What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk"

"$100 Bill A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? B: No, I was standing on it."

"I'm no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose ""baby weight"" is to have the baby."

"Why are the best accountants twins from Prague? Because they always double Czech their work!"

"Why was the Windows PC broke? It ran out of cache."

"wife: Feeling better? me: Yeah wife: Kind of overreacted to a cold didn't you? [flashback to me calling the Make-A-Wish Foundation] me: No"